rEAD dESe pOeMs

hOpE yA eNjOy dEsE sTuFfS ^_^

hErEs HOw 2 NO uR aZiAn

You know you're Asian if...

1. You either got bangs that are long enough to floss your teeth with or spikey hair that's
sharp enough to impale animals.
2. You've had a bowl haircut in one point in your life.
3. You're so into brand name stuff that your pocket lint is labeled Ralph Lauren.
4. You only buy clothes that cost too much and say Ralph Lauren,Calvin Klein,Nautica,etc.
5. You go to a party filled with other Asian people and you can't find your car because
every other one is an Integra or Civic.
6. You always refer your friends with the term "foo."
7. You use the letter "z" too much when you're online.
8. You like to hit on Asian honeys who wear platforms you could've sworn you saw some
clown use for stilts at the circus.
9. You substitute "peepz" for people because two syllables are too complex for you.
10. You got a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry and an extra 50 lb. bag in your garage.
11. You got a rice cooker with pretty flowers all over it.
12. Your parents won't stop trying to get you into places for half-price by saying you're 12
when you're really 15.
13. Your parents like to brag about you to other parents. When the other parents leave,
they start dogging you and lecturing you.
14. When you get a 4.0 GPA,you get nothing from your parents. But when you get anything
less than that,you get lectures from them about how they used to be at the top of
their classes in school.
15. Your parents say you can't date until you get out of medical school.
16. Your parents make you play the piano,the violin,or maybe even both.
17. Your parents buy you clothes or shoes that are way too big and say you can "grow
into them."
18. When you want to get a car,your parents lecture you about how they had to walk 10
miles through rice fields to get to school.
19. Everyone thinks you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you or your ancestors
came from.
20. Your parents keep bargaining with people even though the prices are rock bottom.
21. Idiot people try to impress you with imitation Asian languages like ching chong woo
bok chi,etc..
22. Your parents expect you to be best friends with anyone off the street of any given
area as long as they're Asian.
23. You learned about "the birds and the bees" from someone else other than your
parents.
24. Your parents cut off the green and black parts of the bread and say,"Eat it anyways. It's
still good."
25. Your screen name consists of AzN or other Asian related things and every other word
in your profile is LiKe ThIs.
26. You claim you have AzN Pride wherever you go.
27. Even when you're full,if someone says that they are going to throw away leftovers,
you'll finish it.
28. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even dare to put in hot dogs.
29. Your parents hover over your tired,caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight and say,"We
studied even more(in our native country.)"
30. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask you "Is that your mother? Well,then
is that your sister?"
31. Your parents say,"Calculus?!? I took calculus when I was in the 8th grade!"
32. Your parents say,"You want a stereo? I didn't even have shoes when I was your age!"
33. You speak "Chinglish" or other related languages which is 40% Chinese,40% English,
20% grunt.
34. You never discuss your love life with your parents.

NoW heRES sUM pOeMS


Fantasy

Is there anything you do that isn't perfect?
Is there anything you do that isn't right?
Will I worship your pictures forever?
Will I hang on your words tonight?
Will your depression always make me miserable?
Will your tears always make me cry?
And when your flirting is not a turn-on
I'll know it has run dry.
Will you always be the one I can't have?
And exactly how I want you to be?
Will you always look at me as a friend?
Will you always be my fantasy?

i`Ve bEeN wAiTiNg fO mAh sPeCiAl bOi
dAe aNd nIgHt tHiNkInG oF hYm..
cAn`T tAkE mAh eYeS oFf oF hYm.
oNe look and i fElL iN lUv wId yOoH.
wOnDeRiNg wHy i hAb dIs fEeLiNg fO yOoH.
oNcE i gOt tO kNoW yOoH,yOoH mAdE mEa
fEeL wArM aNd sPeCiAl.
dAeS pAsSiNg bY,wOnDeRiNg iF wE
aRe gOnNasEe eAcH oThEr aGaIn.
yOu`LlbE fOrEvEr iN mAh hEaRt.
i`lL aLwAyS lUv yOoH lOtS
jUsS dAt oNe sPeCiAl dAe wEn
wE mEeT,i hOpE yOoH hAb
tHa sAmE fEeLiNgS aS i
dO.i`lL lUv yOoH fOrEvEr
bOi.i dOn`T wAnNa lEt yOoH
gO.cUz eAcH dAe i sEe yOoH
i fEeL cLoSeR tO yOoH.
eAcH dAe i`M mIsSiNg yA..


Luv 4 u
My feelings for you has grown each dai,
It창?р꽓s grown 2 this point which I cant explain.
I liked you but likeness has grown 2 a greater feelin 4 u.
I guess dis feeling for you needs 2 stop but how can I stop wen I just started?
I kant l stop loving you.
It창?р꽓s really tru maybe u dunt have dese feeling for meeh n mayb it will never b.
But all I no is that I luv u n I always will


~Quotes~

do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever~


A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you 횂짚 Some day u'll miss me like i missed you 횂짚 Some day u'll need me like i needed you
횂짚 Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

*횂짠omewhere There'횂짠 횂짠omeone Who Dream횂짠 Of Your 횂짠mile, And Find횂짠 In Your Pre횂짠ence That Life I횂짠 Worth While, 횂짠o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'횂짠 True: 횂짠omebody, �omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM

ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe


~ I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you~
~IF YESTERDAY BROUGHT THE BEGGINING AND TOMORROW BRINGS THE END..... THEN SOMEWHERES IN
THE MIDDLE WE CAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.~

*Lyke whut ya see call 1-800-U*WISH


MY CRUSH
I HAVE A CRUSH ON U FOR SO LONG I LOVE U SO MUCH I CANT BE WRONG IVE HAD EYES ON U FOR YEARS BUT WAT I GET IS ONLY FEAR U IGNORE ME AND WALK AWAY U DID THE SAMETHING EVERY DAY I KNOW WE TALK TO EACH OTHER BUT I WISH FOR US TO BE TOGETHER SO PLZ DONT BREAK MY HEART CUZ OF U I WONT BE FALLIN APART
- mY hOMebOi akA bRO NicK



WHEN U CALL IT MADE MY DAY, BUT U TOLD ME WE SHOULD GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS, IT FELT LIKE MY WORLD HAS ENDED RIGHT THERE, I GOT LOST ANDWENT NOWHERE, MY LOVE FOR U WAS REAL, AND THE THINGS I SAID WAS HOW I FEEL, UPLAYED ME LIKE A FOO, BUT I TRY TO KEEP IT KOO, DEEP DOWN INSIDE MY HEART WAS ACHING, CUZ ALL THIS TIME U WERE FAKEING, YOUR SWEET TALKS BLIENDED ME, AND IT CAUSED A LOT OF PAIN FOR ME TO SEE, THAT YOU WERENT THE ONE,CUZ NOW ALL THE HURT IS DONE
-By NicK


NOWORDS COULD EVER SAYHOW I FEEL FOR YOU EACH DAY
EVEN THOUGH YOU창?р꽓RE MILES AWAY IN MY HEART YOU창?р꽓LL ALWAYS STAY
IF I COULD ONLY SAY ALL THE THINGS IWANT TO
AND WHISPER IN YOUR EARS HOW MUCH ILOVE YOU
BUT IT창?р꽓S HARD FOR ME TO DO
BECAUSE MORE THAN WORDS, I CARE FOR YOU창??┚™궗짝
bY: mAh hOMebOI nIcK agAin ArEnT dEy gOOd


u are the only one I love.
You are the one I dream of.
You are the ONLY thing that matters to me
You are the one I truly love ..kant u see ..?

You are the most important thing in my life.
You are the one I want some day as my wife.
You are the one that can always make me smile.
You are the one that makes living seem worth while.

You are my everything... that is all I need to say..
You are the one I love more and more each day..
You are the one that makes mai life better..
You are the one I want to be with....*forever

SuM FUnNiE SHyT BOutS RAVERSSSS
• Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of 10
• Ravers know where the best toy stores are
• Ravers don't have their age calculated in months, but still wear and use pacifiers
• Ravers always consider every place they go as a possible party location
• Ravers HUG everyone
• Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor
• Ravers know the best place to meet kidz at parties: the bathroom
• Ravers don't bother meeting their friends ahead of time, because their friends are already there
• Ravers give the best hugs and massages
• Ravers have a one track mind... it goes: thump, thump, tweet, thump, thump, tweet
• Ravers are constantly pointing out the trippy visuals in everyday life
• Ravers never know the name of their favorite track, just the sounds it makes
• Ravers know how to SMILE :o)
• Ravers always choose e on multiple choice questions when they're not sure of the answer
• Ravers will say hi to people they don't know, yet they always see
• Ravers get over excited when someone offers them a blow pop
• Ravers know the real meaning of the letters e and k
• Ravers eat breakfast at 4pm
• Ravers get an evil grin when they see a commercial for E: Entertainment Television
• Ravers are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses
• Ravers not only notice that household appliances like washing machines can generate funky beats, but also argue whether its pulse or trance
• Ravers can live an entire week out of their book bag
• Ravers have trouble naming five friends who are not pierced in some way
• Ravers know that food, water, air, and Vicks are of equal importance
• Ravers will pay for an event that MIGHT happen, for a pill that MIGHT be aspirin, but WILL NOT pay for a god damn bottle of water!